Monday, February 14, 2011

Toilet wine? Not in my cube.

Today at the office we thought of a great idea...come up with a list of things that might be ok in prison but not in a corporate office. I'm calling it the Shawshank Office List.

Appropriate for the office? You decide.

1. Tossing salad (no further explanation here)
2. Fashioning a shank
3. Crying in your cell/cube
4. Make toilet wine
5. Conjugal visits
6. Tunneling into the next room
7. Showering in groups
8. Hitting someone with a lunch tray for stealing your cornbread
9. Amateur tattooing
10. Prison boxing

If any of these things are going on in your office you might have a problem.

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